Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts
Great Green Gobs of Greasy, Grimy Gopher Guts is a campfire song.
Lyrics
(Tune: "Old grey mare", except the last lines to the melody of "Good evening friends")
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Dirty little birdie feet!
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
And me without a spoon!
…But I brought a straw!
SLUUUURP
Alternative lyrics
(This simplified version works well if the campfire group does not know the lyrics well, by repeating the same phrase multiple times in each verse.)
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
greasy, grimy, gopher guts!
Great green gobs of greasy, grimy, gopher guts,
And me without a spoon!
Mounds and mound of mutilated monkey meat…
Loads and loads of lacerated leopard lungs…
Piles and piles of petrified penguin poo…
…But I brought a straw!
SLUUUURP