My Sergeant Major
This is a campfire song. Remember to stomp your feet or clap your hands while shouting "Splat!" where *SPLAT* is written.
Lyrics
My Sergeant Major jumped from seventy thousand feet,
My Sergeant Major jumped from seventy thousand feet,
My Sergeant Major jumped from seventy thousand feet,
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And he ain't gonna jump no mo-o-ore!
Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die! *SPLAT*
Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die! *SPLAT*
Glory, glory, what a helluva way to die!
And he ain't gonna jump no mo-o-ore!
He landed on the tarmac like a lump of strawberry jam, x3
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They scooped him off the pavement with a little silver spoon, x3
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They put him in an envelope and sent him off to Mum, x3
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She put him on the mantelpiece for everyone to see, x3
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She served him on a pancake when the vicar came to tea, x3
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